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Moaning Lager on my car...

On my way home just now....


Some nerf-head walking in the middle of road ahead of me, having just left the local offy with a bag full of cheap lager. I flicked main beams on, in case he hadn't heard me come up behind him. He's still mooching along, pretending he's the King of the Road, so I gave him a brief pop on the horn (just in case he's got his eyes shut)...

Next thing, there's a loud BANG as the tin of the evil-smelling stuff that he's drinking from is flung at the car! I pulled over, and was ready to get out and deck the plonker, but my passenger started getting nervous. Next thing, Gobby is shouting at me through the side window... as if it's MY fault for goodness sake!

So I've just had to douse the car with water (still smells of lager though) after washing it yesterday. Don't know if he's damaged it in any way, won't know until the morning.

Worst is, having pulled in the drive, I could see him walking past the top of the road, so if he fancies coming back when he's had a skinful and having another go, he knows where the car parks... shan't sleep well tonight...



Still steamed about it now...

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Sorry to hear about this; some people should be drowned at birth
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If there's no witnesses *shrug*

I'm sure he wouldn't even remember the beating you gave him :evilgrin:
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Bummer man, bad news

Hope there is no damage whatsoever, beside the stink.
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Ugh... what a waste of space. Hope your 164 is undamaged.
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If there's no witnesses *shrug*
I'm sure he wouldn't even remember the beating you gave him :evilgrin:
What GD Said !!

There really are some fcukwits on the face of this planet aren't there !!

Hope your bella hasn't suffered any damage R !!
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yes, would have dropped him on the spot for that. well done on doing the right thing though.
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He would have had - no arguments.

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How is the car Ronald - was it dented?
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Moved from the area we lived in 7 years ago. The street was run by drunken fcuk wits. Some of the kids in the street would be as young as 6 - 7.

Live in a cul-di-sac now, mainly young families, best move I made.
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Re: Lager on my car...

An update....


Seems undamaged,


It still makes me blood boil when I think of it!


I'll be keeping my eyes open for this joker in the future though...
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And a baseball bat handy too
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... he wouldn't even remember the beating you gave him...

But then no lesson learnt, waste of time, no?

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Funny you should say that.....
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just remember, kids - sometimes violence IS the answer

clobbering a lone drunk - big? no. brave? no. necessary? well y'know, sometimes sh*t happens
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Re: Lager on my car...

I'm not a big fan of violence but Wan***s like him need to be taught a lesson. You and your passenger should have got out, given him a good hiding and then take all his lager.
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On the contrary, "mindless violence is the lowest form of wit"!



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Apart from Jim Davidson, obviously.
 
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....and then take all his lager...

*shudder*








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