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****ing bone idle dog owners.

Took the ankle biters for a walk at the local Forestry Commission, er, forest today as the sun was shining bright and the last warmth of the year blessed us. What should have been a delightful stroll along a pine needle strewn path, dappled by sunlight with the earthy smell of composting leaves was totally ruined by the magnetic force upon my kids feet being attracted to numerous piles of dog ****.
You've got a dog, well done. Now part of looking after it is picking up its ****ing crap you moron. And that doesn't mean putting it in a plastic bag and adorning the next tree with a hanging **** parcel either. At least get the dopey mutt to go in the undergrowth if anything where it's not going to **** me off.
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And also: Kid owners. Don't leave soiled nappies in the woods. You dirty ****s.
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Poor quality rant. All over the place. Been done before.

Did you step in any?
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I live down in Cornwall and this is a big problem here. Despite the council putting up mess bins everywhere still we get idiot dog owners throwing their filled bags in to hedges and fields.

It is disgusting. Unfortunately I hit a filled bag left in the road and it ended up all over the side of my car. Pleased? I was not.
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And some folk here,(we know not whom?) stop blocking the ring main sewer pipes with.......Wet Wipes,Incontinence Pads, or whatever the non- biodegrable rubbish turns out to be!!
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Poor quality rant. All over the place. Been done before.

Did you step in any?
I didn't myself but my kids did and as I'm the one to clean up I might as well have stepped in it.

I realise this has been ranted about before and ,yes, most dog owners are very good at cleaning up after their pooches, but it doesn't get away from the fact that a few dumb as **** owners need to rehome their dogs immediately before jumping off beachy head and doing the world a favour.
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Doesn't take many bad (dog)eggs to cause havoc.


Poo bag dispensers and bins at the start/end of walks could sort this surely!?


If it gets out of hand some jolly chap will start putting rat poison down.
Its what the nicer folk around here do.
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How do you ensure the owners eat the rat poison?
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Mix it with Foie Gras, obviously.
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