My encounter with a sales assistant.....
Been to Currys today to pick up a parcel ordered last week.
Yes Sir can I help you?
I've come to pick up a parcel. handing over email
What is it?
No Sir, what are you picking up?
Headphones. It says on the email.
Do you have the order number?
Its on the email.
Do you have the email that confirms the order has arrived.
No, not on me.
You need to wait for that email.
I never thought I looked that dumb, but this bloke has a different view of me.
The email in your hand is the confirmation email.
Oh sorry, I didn't read it, he laughed, I didn't
I need the last four digits of the card you paid with.
How do you know that without looking at your card.
Its four numbers that I knew you would need so I was up all night practicing I didn't say that
I just looked at him with a death stare until he handed over the package
Do you need me to print off a receipt for you Sir?
Is this a receipt stuck to the package?
Yes it is. Have good day.
Apologies for spelling mistakes, bad grammar and misplaced, or even lack of apostrophes.
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