Regardless of who voted for or against, I'm a firm believer that the person heading the negotiations should have been a part of the leave campaign. It seems completely mad to get someone who wanted to stay in to then try and put over the policies of the leave camp, there's bound to be some bias in their negotiating position as it's just human nature.
So, may I suggest Priti Patel for the following reasons:
1) She's hot.
2) She was part of the leave campaign.
3) Being Asian she'll really **** off those people who voted leave for racist reasons.
4) She's hot!
5) She's experienced, but has not had so much time in Westminster that she's become a poster child for the establishment.
Oh, did I mention that she's hot!