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View Poll Results: Is God a Motorist or a "Driver"
Yes, and thanks for all the BHP 2 14.29%
No, because he created caravans 3 21.43%
Dont know but Richard Brunstrom is the Devil 4 28.57%
Other 5 35.71%
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Is God a Motorist or a "Driver"

Having woken up to a car covered in ice this morning I was struck by the absolute irony of the whole "Cold dense air versus Warm air" performance changes in my car.

I suppose what i'm getting at is that I find it really frustrating that when we have optimum performance conditions for getting the most out of our engines, we find that the roads are either covered in snow, ice or are greasy from rain/drizzle. Therefore putting our tyres at their weakest, performance wise, and so we cant use all of our cars power.

Does anyone else feel someone somewhere is sitting on a cloud laughing at us? And so I ask, is God just a motorist or is He/She a real "Driver"????
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Aye! But he/she did invent super-sticky tyres and Nitrox too..!

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I thought God was a DJ - but lets asked Nomad
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God will strike you all down for being blasphemous!!!!


(Says Ian Paisley)
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God will strike you all down for being blasphemous!!!!
If He did infact create caravans then he cant be a fan of speed so all I will say is he has to catch me first
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He can't be a Motorist, as he gave us this government which seems intent on stopping us having fun in our cars..
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He can't be a Motorist, as he gave us this government which seems intent on stopping us having fun in our cars..
ooooooh potential political post coming up them

But yes I do agree with that one symon but surely that would make him just a motorist as opposed to a proper driver
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God will strike you all down for being blasphemous!!!!
Do you mean nomad?
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He can't be a Motorist, as he gave us this government which seems intent on stopping us having fun in our cars..

Nooo, that's people's own fault
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God struck me down on several occasions, fortunately I'm older than him and have more insurance.
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