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One 6 17.14%
Two 16 45.71%
Three 7 20.00%
Four 2 5.71%
Five Or More 4 11.43%
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One black, one brown is more than enough IMO.
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Why does having more than one or two belts equate to being gay?

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One around the waist the rest around the pulleys at the front of the V6..
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Re: How Many Belts Is It Ok For A Straight Guy To Own?

one black and one brown for jeans/casual and different ones black/brown for suits.that's 4 and still not enough!
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2.....or your far to worried about your appearence to be hetrosexual
 
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Re: How Many Belts Is It Ok For A Straight Guy To Own?

Ros, what on earth have you been on to post this question???

Who cares how many chuffin' belts we own? And when did they become a signal of gayness or otherwise?

I must be losing touch with reality coz this seems barking to me!!
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Who cares how many chuffin' belts we own? And when did they become a signal of gayness or otherwise?

....oh dear, do I detect a problem?......has a nerve been groped?
 
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....oh dear, do I detect a problem?......has a nerve been groped?
No. I simply don't see the point . I've probably got four or five belts of which two get worn regularly (1 x black on work suit, 1 x brown on jeans). Does that mean I am gay, not gay or may be gay through the other spare belts somewhere in my wardrobe?

Will my wife still talk to me if I have too many belts? I never realised.... but then again, the enjoyment of cooking and ability to make a few shapes with a pencil should have tipped me off earlier.

Come on then Harry, you sweet talking swine, take me I'm yours!!!!!


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One blue..............
One orange................

Both made of bailing twine.........
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just the one brown belt......
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No. I simply don't see the point . I've probably got four or five belts of which two get worn regularly (1 x black on work suit, 1 x brown on jeans). Does that mean I am gay, not gay or may be gay through the other spare belts somewhere in my wardrobe?

Will my wife still talk to me if I have too many belts? I never realised.... but then again, the enjoyment of cooking and ability to make a few shapes with a pencil should have tipped me off earlier.

Come on then Harry, you sweet talking swine, take me I'm yours!!!!!


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I would have thought that "straight" blokes would want lots of belts as they are less inclined for their trousers to be around their ankles
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I have 2 belts, a black leather Levi's one for my trousers, and a Black one for my Karate suit.
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I've got three, however i need a fourth as she can kick pretty hard with that spare leg once she gets excited!!
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Two: one black, one brown and the rest is history!
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