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View Poll Results: How do you fart
Wet and warm 1 6.25%
Silent but violent 0 0%
Machine gun 3 18.75%
Classic rasp 7 43.75%
1812 Overture 4 25.00%
I don't fart (only for the girlies) 1 6.25%
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Fart types

How would you best describe your bum trumpets:
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Why hasnt anybody voted on here yet
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A Bubbly Duck:

Sounds like an irate mallard
being drowned in a bucket
of custard.
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i voted classic rasp.....but have been known to produce some dodgy sounding and smelling farts in my time

great poll

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1812 overture for me always noisy with long and varied tones
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what a thread I am NOT voting !!
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BTW, I'm guessing the poll should be Silent but Deadly...
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I do all of them from time to time..
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there a good times to fart and there are bad times....here is 1 of those bad times to fart....like

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/73069/be_quiet/


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classic rasp most of the time, can't believe I am replying to this thread
 
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can't believe I am replying to this thread

Yeah yeah
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I see the forum has been dragged to a new low by those with a lavatorial sense of humour.

However, I thank the culprits as it has given me an idea for a new Channel 4 reality tv show, namely:

Who's Farted - Get me Outa Here®.

Who should be the fartmeister?
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I see the forum has been dragged to a new low
Dunno about a new low, this thread was March 2006!

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Who should be the fartmeister?
Happy Man was the undisputed phantom forum flatulator

He even had a supporting cast Farting Nun Organ
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Is that a euphemism?
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He might just be squeezing one out.
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There are plenty of these old threads.

I won't zombiefy them all, but just do a search for "love puffs".

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re the poll

all of the above (not at once)
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