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Yes, but there was no cash down there 0 0%
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Ever Never Ever....

Have you ever jumped off a cliff and hoped to land on pile of cash?
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Yes, I landed on my head, bought an Alfa and spent a pile of cash
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Interesting question...

But it begs to ask the following questions

Where is this cliff.?...as I don't want to travel to far.

How High is this cliff.? As I don't really fancy a long climb up.

Will it be windy..? As I dont want to come across wind shear and get smacked back onto the rockface.

How much cash.?..as It would be a bit of a hard landing on £2,000,000 cheque, or a few tenners.

Will there be paramedics close buy? Just in case something goes wrong.



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Yes, I landed on my head, bought an Alfa and spent a pile of cash
Well that's just horrible!!!

Have you seen a doctor about this?


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Interesting question...

But it begs to ask the following questions

Where is this cliff.?...as I don't want to travel to far.

How High is this cliff.? As I don't really fancy a long climb up.

Will it be windy..? As I dont want to come across wind shear and get smacked back onto the rockface.

How much cash.?..as It would be a bit of a hard landing on £2,000,000 cheque, or a few tenners.

Will there be paramedics close buy? Just in case something goes wrong.



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Unfortunately all these questions will remain unanswered as of now, to encourage imagination from the voters.

But thanks for your consern, and have a nice day
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Re: Ever Never Ever....

Who's Cliff and where does he stay? Why would he lie next to a pile of cash? Is he unconcious or dead? Will I be blamed ?
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Pasi what time is your medication?
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Unfortunately all these questions will remain unanswered as of now, to encourage imagination from the voters.

But thanks for your consern, and have a nice day

Interesting...I guess it would make sense to throw the missus off first (She's got a fat arse), and she can yell up if she landed on a soft pile of cash...

And if I dont hear back from her I guess she's dead

But then again if I dont hear back from her I guess she's gone shopping


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Defining a "Cliff" as a vertical wall of indeterminate height and a "pile of cash" as an unspecified heap of coins....................

Then yes.................

I once stepped off the pavement to pick up 25pence
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I once stepped off the pavement to pick up 25pence


Was that a 25p coin ?



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Was that a 25p coin ?



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Now that would have been a fortune
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No, but I have this dream of jumping off a pile of cash and landing on Cliff Richard's head. Does that count?
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As Pasi's medical doctor, I strongly advise a course of anal sedatives.

The duration of sedation produced by the 'pill' should coincide with the expected duration of the JNT/AO separation procedure.

The duration of analgesia produced by any analgesic should coincide with the expected duration and intensity of post-JNT pain generated by the above procedure....


The sedatives will wear off in an hour or two fellow AOers.....so fear not.


Trust me. I'm a doctor......
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Since you're his doctor does that mean that you're responsible for administering the medicine?
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Pasi what time is your medication?
It's the medication that makes me this way
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Since you're his doctor does that mean that you're responsible for administering the medicine?
No, there are Pretty Nurse Chicks (now known as PNC) who do the precedure
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Since you're his doctor does that mean that you're responsible for administering the medicine?

Thankfully no,old boy.

Pasi likes to administer them himself....{insert puking smilie here}

My medical assistant male nurse GCSP, will carry on with the procedure whilst I finish this bottle of red....*hic*

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Pasi likes to administer them himself....{insert puking smilie here}
God, I thought it was a suppository he was inserting
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God, I thought it was a suppository he was inserting
Suppositories? Hmff, for all the good they do you might as well shove them up your ar*se!
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My medical assistant male nurse GCSP, will carry on with the procedure whilst I finish this bottle of red....*hic*








[where is that puking smiley when you need it??? ]
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I think its the glue Pasi is using to glue his sprint back together. Someone tell him that this should only be used in a well ventillated area.
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