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View Poll Results: Do you like farting??
Yes all the time, especially silent ones in meetings 17 56.67%
No - its filfth!! 2 6.67%
Sometimes - depends on the company 11 36.67%
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Do you find farting funny

....I know I do!! Still an immature kid at heart. I work in a school and when I'm in a classroom and a kiddie farts I find it hard to stop laughing

I much prefer letting a hard loud and smelly one out myself though
 
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Kids farting is hilarious.


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What is it with Brits and bodily functions; a fascination I tell you.
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Funny when I do it, disgusting if it's anyone else
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Farting is as funny as fu*k imho.....but is disgusting if other people do it

got one of the people i work with good today with 1.....he was altering the program in his machine so i went up behind him and farted on his lower back horrible i know but really funny

you should have seen his face
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Farting is as funny as fu*k imho.....but is disgusting if other people do it

got one of the people i work with good today with 1.....he was altering the program in his machine so i went up behind him and farted on his lower back horrible i know but really funny

you should have seen his face

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The missus has a knack of squeezing out some of the scariest trouser pounders I've ever heard. After a couple of months of marriage, she let one rip in bed just as I was falling asleep. It was so loud, my heart almost jumped out of my chest. Still married after 10 and half years!

Didn't smell.. women's farts usually don't actually.
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The missus has a knack of squeezing out some of the scariest trouser pounders I've ever heard. Didn't smell.. .
never heard them called this before



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women's farts usually don't actually.
and yes womens farts do smell......it the worst smell ever
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never heard them called this before


How about trouser coughs or botty burps then??


and yes womens farts do smell......it the worst smell ever

They sure do....my mums are simply sick. They fume all around the house and stay there for ages!
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i am thinking about farting in a bait box that belongs to 1 of the people i work with and put it back in the fridge in the canteen as he is always playing practical jokes on people or is this going too far
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i am thinking about farting in a bait box that belongs to 1 of the people i work with and put it back in the fridge in the canteen as he is always playing practical jokes on people or is this going too far
no it isn't going too far i like to 'cup' mine in my hand and then release them under an enemies nose (or friend but they become wise too it!)
Yes women's are worse and they hang in the air, i think it's because they don't like getting rid of things so they are in there 'brewing' for a lot longer
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I'd love to do a "silent but violent" in a meeting but knowing my luck I'd either follow through or my cheeks would let out the loudest resonating "pharp" you ever did hear.
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no it isn't going too far i like to 'cup' mine in my hand and then release them under an enemies nose (or friend but they become wise too it!)
Yes women's are worse and they hang in the air, i think it's because they don't like getting rid of things so they are in there 'brewing' for a lot longer
i use the term ''cupcakes'' when i fart in my hand and release it under someones nose

women always deny letting one off but you always know if they do as it stinks soooo bad.....you could almost slice the air with a knife afterwards and put it in a sandwich as it would be meaty enough to imho
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yep, cupcakes for me too, seems to be just a durham word though, they didn't used to know what cupcakes were down here, they do now
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You guys are diskustink



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yep, cupcakes for me too, seems to be just a durham word though, they didn't used to know what cupcakes were down here, they do now



cupcakes rule
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oh yes (to mr O and kurzon)
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... maybe you should have used this method in your attempted abduction, Gtachris
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There was nothing better than stepping out of the lift after letting a real smelly one go, and seeing the company president get in the lift after me
 
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There was nothing better than stepping out of the lift after letting a real smelly one go, and seeing the company president get in the lift after me

i have did this before.....but while i was out shopping in binns/house of fraser
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I had my wee girl on my lap the other night and I let off a silent, very warm slightly damp one. The strongest variety.

It made her cry.
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I had my wee girl on my lap the other night and I let off a silent, very warm slightly damp one. The strongest variety.

It made her cry.



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... maybe you should have used this method in your attempted abduction, Gtachris
this may be a good defence against anal probes

was a bit worried the other night got out of bed in the morning and my watch had stopped at 03:51..............changed the battery today and fortunatly it still works, guess it was a false alarm
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i am thinking about farting in a bait box that belongs to 1 of the people i work with and put it back in the fridge in the canteen as he is always playing practical jokes on people or is this going too far
Years ago I spent an evenning blowing off into a Tupperware some of the most evil farts I have ever mustered. I mean this gaseous nauseus was deadly. So along comes my brother unaware of life after a night of bingeing and [email protected] in the back of his MkIII Cortina and I ask him to guess what was in the Tupperware. He opens it, smiles all cool like and gives a good strong wiff, so strong in fact he often recalls the moment when my special concentrated gas coctail got stuck to the back of his throat.

Yes, he puked on the spot. I'm laughing to this day!

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Years ago I spent an evenning blowing off into a Tupperware some of the most evil farts I have ever mustered. I mean this gaseous nauseus was deadly. So along comes my brother unaware of life after a night of bingeing and [email protected] in the back of his MkIII Cortina and I ask him to guess what was in the Tupperware. He opens it, smiles all cool like and gives a good strong wiff, so strong in fact he often recalls the moment when my special concentrated gas coctail got stuck to the back of his throat.

Yes, he puked on the spot. I'm laughing to this day!





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