First was in the '70s; had the mini nicked whilst at Uni. Wouldn't have been hard mind, the ignition was so worn you could start it with your toe-nail. They couldn't have been very impressed as they brought it back about two hours later - minus my good Fonz leather jacket! *******s, it cost me a fiver.
Second time was more serious. Wind clock forward to early '90s and Will is proud owner of Merc 190. parked overnight in hotel in Bothwell. Next morning car seriously vandalised in attempt o nick it. Damaged boot lid trying to get in (they failed), smashed side window and forced gear selector back in order to nick ice (successfully). £1200 quids worth damage for a £200 quid head unit. Tough car, very tough car - boot was filled with Golf Clubs (£700 quids worth) and early Tosh Laptop.