I'm not really here
Join Date: Aug 2006
I took the bairn on the water slide......I seem to remember it said "weight limit 17st" and he looked at me and I gave him a reassuring smile
we clambered onto a rubber boat thingy (a dinghy in fact) and dropped off the face of the earth
we reappeared seconds later in a perspex tube - I strongly suspect that as we whizzed over and above the heads of the splashing holiday makers in the pools below, we very closely resembled beams of subatomic particles in the hadron collider at CERN.