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View Poll Results: What is most Painful?
Dead Arm.... 3 6.12%
Dead Leg.... 9 18.37%
Chinese Burn.... 9 18.37%
Flicked Ear (pref. on a cold morning) 8 16.33%
Wedgie.... 2 4.08%
Something else that I've forgotten (or thankfully never experienced).... 18 36.73%
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What Is More Painful?

Ok, so which of these amusing but childish playground inflictions is the most painful?
 
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I've gone for dead leg. One of those rare instances where even the victim can often laugh about the injury as they stagger about prior to their inevitable collapse.

(A really good one will still have a slight ache the next morning )
 
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Anything involving the testicles
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Falling over and inevitably getting bits of gravel stuck under the skin on your knees
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Tips of your fingers slammed in the car door
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Chinese burn........
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Chinese burn........
You can get one for not sharing your Pop Tarts
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You mean 'posting' wasn't a known form of playground torture in your school?
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You mean 'posting' wasn't a known form of playground torture in your school?
Getting shoved through the slot in a Pillar box Ooouch
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Nipple twisters
 
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Chinese burn defo. In the hands of a shrewd opponent a serious weapon
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Donkey bites
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Explain!! Never heard of them before
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Donkey bites
Very angry donkey or Chinese burn
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aaaah, thanks
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Towel flick.
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Nipple Cripple!
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Towel flick.
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Nee'r mind the pain of infancy, get on the root canal therapy, implant treatment, ArgHHH! Drill Em, Fill Em', Bill Em', pull Em' and stitch Em':
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Anything involving the testicles
Numb nuts
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Anything involving the testicles
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A dead leg is the worst out of that list IMO !!
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In my considered opinion (having given and recieved my fare share) I would go for "wedgie" of the "atomic" family.... also I'd like to add a good wet handed leg slap to the list - when carried out correctly a wet hand leg slap (on cold legs inna 'sposed to be playing football but actually just standing round trying to a,) keep warm and b.)keep away from the ball) hurts so much you can't feel the pain until a hour of so after you've recieved it...
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Mine is like pickled walnuts now, dead to the world!
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A Bunsen Burner to the belly button
 
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