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#1 ·
Bank holiday coming up, so time for a car quiz. Years back, we had a silly game on AO that was a play on car names. Given many new cars have been launched since, it could be fun to revive it. It kinda went like this:

Limited edition Alfa coupe? A rarer Brera.

Porsche for a farmer? That’ll be a Hayman.

Saab that scives off work? 9-3.

Its more committed colleague? 9-5.

Bossy female Vauxhall? Madam.

And so.

There were no rules. And there definitely weren’t any prizes.

Over to you! ?
 
#6 ·
Daihatsu aimed at cyber criminals? That’ll be the Forhackers.

Renault family hatch that’s taken up baking? Renault McFlan.
 
#15 · (Edited)
Good work, gang!

Volkswagen-based sauce for your pasta? That’ll be the Passata.

A rare beast seen on safari? Maserati Elephante.

Small, nimble 4x4 that thinks it’s Santa? Suzuki Chimney.

Smooth-to-touch Range Rover? The Velour.

Indulging in a bit on the side? Kia Swinger.

Dunce of a Benz? E-in-Class.

Alarmingly fast small Fiat? Aaaaaaah!barth 500

Now, should you take this dilemma to your Renault dealer or to your doctor? “I’ve got a problem with my Wind.”
 
#18 ·
Car for lovers of soft drinks and anagrams? The Lotus Esprit.
 
#23 ·
for the groom to be - Triumph Stag

for the radio announcer -Triumph Herald

for those who like a hot curry - Triumph S**tfire

for short people - MG Midget

for window installers - Vauxhall Velux
 
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