I had the old Jehovas witnesses call at my place. They asked If I could spare a few minutes of my time, so I said 'yeah, why not?' and I invited them in.
Now they looked a bit hot and bothered, so I offered to take their coats, and hung them up in the cloakroom, they were very grateful.
When they came in I asked them if they wanted a cuppa, and they said they'd ove one, so I boiled the kettle and made them tea.
We went and sat in the front room, and they were just about to speak and I interrupted. 'I'm starving' I said 'Do you fancy a sandwhich?' and they said they were hungry too, so yeah, they'd love one.
So I went and made a few sandwiches and took them into the front room.
so we were all in the lounge sipping tea and eating sandwiches, and I started 'So, tell me all about this Jehova business then'
'I dunno mate' one of them replies 'We've never got this far before'