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View Poll Results: Vauxhall Mokka
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Cool 4 9.76%
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Vauxhall Mokka

A compact SUV. Is it cool?
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Thats hilariously uncool
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can i wrap sandpaper around it?
Not sure this is where you should be asking about that?


Oh you mean the Korean car product.
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Much the same as a thousand others. Not cool but not dreadfully uncool either.
 
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What is it supposed to be? "What are you driving these days?" "A Vauxhall Mokka" "What's that?" "It's a car, but it's sort of like a mini mpv that looks a bit like a 4x4 but it isn't."
 
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It is a Vauxhall and an SUV so it can only be seriously uncool.
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It's neither cool nor uncool, it is simply vanilla.
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The seats have decent knee supports. Good for oldies.
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What is it supposed to be? "What are you driving these days?" "A Vauxhall Mokka" "What's that?" "It's a car, but it's sort of like a mini mpv that looks a bit like a 4x4 but it isn't."
My views on this marque are known. I do not like them.

I assume that the cup of coffee it was named after was tepid, tasteless and in need of sweetening?
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Stupid name, cool little car
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My sister just bought one of those in pearl white, will have it delivered in March.

Didn't have to hart to say what i really thought
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Uncool.

Stupid name too.
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Who names a car after a coffee?
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I assume that the cup of coffee it was named after was tepid, tasteless and in need of sweetening?
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it's one of those cars that'll just fizzle out of your consciousness even while it's still in production. So that's one perk I suppose.
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