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Fair dues to Nissan for trying but it is uncool and ugly.
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Fair dues to Nissan for trying but it is uncool and ugly.
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Awful and I'm not sure what it's trying to be. Is it 4x4?
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I voted cool. Purely 'cos its different and quirky. And I like quirky.

Would I have one?


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Ermmm.., juke was on my possible list, along with c class coupe before I decided on the GT.



So that makes it cool.
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I don't get it at all. I think the Fiat Multipla is cool despite being pig ugly because the practicality of it dictated the shape. With this, it seems to me that they just set out to make it ugly.

Nissan already had a big practical crossover for the Mums in the form of the Quashqai which everyone seems to love. This kind of suggests that people have been wondering into Nissan showrooms and saying "Well I quite like the Quashqai but I wish it was a bit uglier".
 
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The Juke R is interesting though......................
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I don't get it at all. I think the Fiat Multipla is cool despite being pig ugly because the practicality of it dictated the shape. With this, it seems to me that they just set out to make it ugly.

Nissan already had a big practical crossover for the Mums in the form of the Quashqai which everyone seems to love. This kind of suggests that people have been wondering into Nissan showrooms and saying "Well I quite like the Quashqai but I wish it was a bit uglier".
I like the basic looking interior, bare metal etc. love the unusual look too.
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Sat in one in a showroom when we were looking for a new car for Mrs.GC. I have to say, I quite liked it.

Don't ask me why, tho'
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I don't 'get' the wheel arches.

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I don't 'get' the wheel arches.

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You didn't get the wheel arches? Complain as they come free when you buy the rest of the motor ;-)
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mingin ... warthog of the roads...
Then surely it would be a road hog? ;-)
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Distinctive? Yes, I guess so...
Good looking? Not unless you need very strong glasses and aren't wearing them...

One of the ugliest cars on the road and likely in with a shout of getting into the top 10 of all time. The design doesn't appear to have been made for functional use or for aesthetics, but just to be different. Sometimes being different for the sake of it is the wrong reason, like here. And it tries sooooo hard... it's like the uncool kid coming into school wearing 3 or 4 different fashion statements thinking it will make them cool... It just makes them a laughing stock. Unfortunately in this case enough people have vision impairment that they've sold a few... Maybe they should be pulled over as the drivers obviously can't see :P




And how it got into the same short list as a GT...?!? Oh dear :P
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Distinctive? Yes, I guess so...
Good looking? Not unless you need very strong glasses and aren't wearing them...

One of the ugliest cars on the road and likely in with a shout of getting into the top 10 of all time. The design doesn't appear to have been made for functional use or for aesthetics, but just to be different. Sometimes being different for the sake of it is the wrong reason, like here. And it tries sooooo hard... it's like the uncool kid coming into school wearing 3 or 4 different fashion statements thinking it will make them cool... It just makes them a laughing stock. Unfortunately in this case enough people have vision impairment that they've sold a few... Maybe they should be pulled over as the drivers obviously can't see :P




And how it got into the same short list as a GT...?!? Oh dear :P
So you're still undecided then? ;-)
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So you're still undecided then? ;-)
I used to be... now I'm not so sure. at self
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