Sadly there are a few Alfas that don't do it for me - but in present company I will keep quiet about those.
Well, I'll say it then, and get flamed/torched/banned/drummed out...
Some modern front-drive Alfas are (kind of) badge-engineered Fiats, but more expensive and less reliable. Arguably, the last true Alfa was the 75TS: race-car engineered, classic twin cam Alfanord engine, rear wheel drive, transaxle, 50:50 weight distribution, lightweight, etc... A car for the purist.
Ooohh blimey, I shouldn't have said that!!
[Runs away and hides under rock, trembling in fear]