Agree. They are exasperatingly moronic:
ĎBeing really stupid, I asked my dentist what was the best way to look after my teeth. After he/she put on their white cloak, they showed me a simpletonís demonstration of how to brush my own teeth, using a toothbrush. Now Iím here, in the park, skipping away with my 18 month baby, while smiling lots and lots in a way that suggests brushing your teeth absolves any worries you may have about paying your mortgage or that strange and probably expensive noise your carís making. When theyíre older, Iíll be sure to tell my baby about the importance of brushing their teeth, all thanks to the advice from my dentist.í
And they all lived toothy-grinned happily ever after.
Now you "brush like a Pro"?
I just did a quick count and I have 5 friends who are professional brushers of teeth - can anyone top that?