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Status: She's happy to pootle
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: United Kingdom
County: Surrey
Posts: 16,448
Agree. They are exasperatingly moronic:

‘Being really stupid, I asked my dentist what was the best way to look after my teeth. After he/she put on their white cloak, they showed me a simpleton’s demonstration of how to brush my own teeth, using a toothbrush. Now I’m here, in the park, skipping away with my 18 month baby, while smiling lots and lots in a way that suggests brushing your teeth absolves any worries you may have about paying your mortgage or that strange and probably expensive noise your car’s making. When they’re older, I’ll be sure to tell my baby about the importance of brushing their teeth, all thanks to the advice from my dentist.’

And they all lived toothy-grinned happily ever after.

A driver is always faithful to a car that's always faithful to its driver.

Sometimes in the darkest hour, love comes shining through.
Then it doesn't seem so far from me to you.
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