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jparkin486
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Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Bramley
County: Hampshire - Darn Sarf!
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A couple more for teatime

Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its 2.50/min (charges may apply)

They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is going to shift this beer belly.



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