I'm not really here
Join Date: Aug 2006
•Being a moaning Fanny on an Internet Forum
•Reclining your airplane seat in economy
•Being on a conference call or on-line game, not muting your microphone, and breathing heavily into it throughout the entire call
•Making a mod look bad by using some special 'list' functionality on his thread that he clearly didn't know about.
•Thinking of someone else while "entertaining" your regular partner
•Stealing glasses from Pubs
•Always downloading apps to your phone on the work wifi because it feels like you're getting one over on them.
•Trading in a car with a known fault.
•Realising you've been given change for £20, when you only gave a tenner, and saying nothing
•Illegally downloading music
•returning a 'faulty' item to the shop you know you broke
•Going to the shop for your mum, and 'forgetting' to give her the change.
•Falsely claiming for an injury following an RTC
•Pretending to commune with the dead to con money out of people.
New action: dropping steak on kitchen floor and giving the floorsteak to the missus on the sly