Mr Whippy . . . . . . . !!!

The new improved top gear site is definitely worth a look . . . . there's some classic sheds and mad machines on it eek!

Take a look at this Escort for example . . .LOL :

http://www.topgear.com/content/fun_s...arbages/19/05/

Cccccccooooooooollllllll . . . . or not as the case may be! wink

*SHAKES HIS HEAD* eek!

The though of it has given me a headache. What a waste of money.

[AlfaJack]

New site seems good, im going to the MPH show next week, its being presented by JC

Were in the dufferes section twice!
Anyone else had a problem with fitting the spare?

http://www.topgear.com/content/my_to...fers/A0/A5/02/

[Pilky]

Thats got to have been done for a joke right?!!?
No really, I mean come on there cannot be anyone in their right mind with the slightest bit of self respect or idea of taiste that would be seen in the same street as that peice of automotive excriment! eek! ARGGGGGGHHH I'm going to puke. rrrrrrrr
Right I'm gonna shout somethin rude out the bedroom window! eek!

[Quinn]

Pilk...I hope ur just gonna blow a
raspberry wink

[Pilky]

Its okay now, I;ve taken a few deep breaths and calmed down...it will be okay as long as I dont look at that image or think about it toooo much or I just wind MYSELF UP INTO SUCH A RAGE !!! IT MAKES ME ANGRY AND YOU WOULDNT LIKE ME WHEN.. boom

[Quinn]

Hey Pilk...I'm selling chill pills
30p a bottle.....know what you mean though eek!

[MT]

*points and laughs hysterically*
Umm.. no Pilky, not at you, at the car! What are you doing with that lump of wood..... put it down, there's a good lad ...

[Pilky]

I'm okay this mornin and everything nice in the world
Not gonna look at that image and even if I think about it I'll just imagine Bazza driving it so I'll be okay.....

[bazza]

God no! eek!
I wouldn't drive that piece of trash, even in your epoxy-fueled imagination.
I've seen dogturds that were more attractive.

[Pilky]

Well at least the bear has some standards!
All I can say to you Bazza is "Wallpaper".....

[bazza]

You can say that Pilky. I won't know what you're talking about though.

[Pilky]

Well try "Image lounge" then Bazza! heheheheheh

alfajack:

Were in the dufferes section twice!
Anyone else had a problem with fitting the spare?
http://www.topgear.com/content/my_to...fers/A0/A5/02/

If the wheel was loose, why did the fool drive on it ????
Wonder if he's using bolts for cars with spacers and the spacers have been removed ???

[Pilky]

Er Marlon, what you on about????

If you read the post in the "duffers" section linked to in Alfajacks post, all will become clear wink

Aye Marlon,I saw that article a while ago,the bloke surely noticed the bolts had not pulled down/seated properly but still drove like it. eek!
It hardly warrants the entry in the "duffers" section does it? I cant believe he then tried to apportion some blame to Alfa UK............"Crazy Fool" as Mr T used to say.I just hope its not someone from here...........come on own up now. eek!

There are two types of wheel bolts, one for steel and one for alloy. The alloy ones have a sharper angle to allow for more surface contact. If "steel" studs are fitted they have been known to work loose. Dunno about the difference in thickness tho...but its possible.

wrinx