A Higgs Boson particle enters a church

[Starkers]

Loudly proclaiming that the “God Particle has arrived!”.

The priest, angered at the particle’s arrogance, orders the particle to leave.

The particle responds "But without me, you can't have mass".

[100th_Idiot]

This would be funnier if typed in comic sans font.

[dpat]

Topical

[xaero1]

PMSL - that's going straight on my Facebook wall

[TonyGr]

Originally Posted by xaero1

PMSL - that's going straight on my Facebook wall

Careful of copyright. I have just read it in Robert Colvile's Notebook column in this morning's Daily Telegraph

[GTA_Nigel]

Shouldn't that be a catholic church? I don't think the others have mass (but I am an atheist so I don't know), so obviously they don't need the Higgs Boson.....

Made me smile anyway.

[zulu ferret]

Bring them particles back together I say so they can have communion. Poor things all split up and flying about willy nilly? : Bit like folks in this world?

[Gibbo]

Originally Posted by GTA_Nigel

Shouldn't that be a catholic church? I don't think the others have mass (but I am an atheist so I don't know), so obviously they don't need the Higgs Boson.....

Made me smile anyway.

Made me smile too.

Mass is not peculiar to the Catholic Church. Anglicans
celebrate mass also but it is more commonly refered
to as communion. On Christmas Eve you will hear of
Midnight Mass being celebrated by various denominations.

[milowokie]

A drunk Higg's Boson walks into the bar and orders another drink.

The barman says "I can't serve you, you're drunk."

"No I'm not." says the particle.

"Well who are you?"

"I don't know."

"Are you the Higg's Boson?"

"I might be, but I'm not positive."

"You're barred."

ba-bum-tsch.

[badgers_nadgers]

I always assumed midnight mass was a misnomer used because of the alliteration.

[100th_Idiot]

Bit of a waste of money this LHC. We all know what causes mass.

Pies
Beer
Chips
Crisps
Chocolate

[Happy Man]

I liked that