Some say!

[edraven71]

Ok some of us watch top gear some hate it, but the Stig references are fun and topical so I will start us off....

Some say his left nipple can broadcast Whitney Houstons funeral..

[steveisfrowning]

OK, it's time to introduce our tame racing driver. Some say that when he slapped Vitali Klitschko, Klitschko went down.......and that when he dances, it rains champagne. All we know is.........he's called The Stig!

[Anjenha]

Some say he broadcasts in a pitch that only dogs can hear,

[AlfaDrivingFan]

...and that means handing it over to our tame racing driver. Some say he can make phone calls without using a telephone and that when he sings, young men weep tears of vinegar.... all we know is he's called the Stig.

[MrShusky]

OK, it's time to introduce our tame racing driver.
Some say that during the week he drives a tractor on the Archers farm planting crop circles!
All we know is.....
....he's called The Stig!

[Marko Le Rosso]

Some say they don't know who he is, but I know he comes from Cork, and his name is not The Stig!

[milowokie]

Some say he has the biggest collection of crap jokes in the world, but we know him as Happy Man.

[Gaz]

Some say, that we have been here before

http://www.alfaowner.com/Forum/way-o...-stigisms.html (Stigisms)

[steveisfrowning]

Originally Posted by Gaz

Some say, that we have been here before

http://www.alfaowner.com/Forum/way-o...-stigisms.html (Stigisms)

New folk haven't.

[Gaz]

Thats why im highlighting it, so they can see it

[wayne-dear]

Originally Posted by Gaz

Some say, that we have been here before

http://www.alfaowner.com/Forum/way-o...-stigisms.html (Stigisms)

Flippin heck, was it that long ago, a new resurrection is in good thing then.

[steveisfrowning]

BOT

..........it's time to introduce our tame racing driver. Some say that he runs MoonPig.com from his Mam's back bedroom.......and that he misses Katterina Witt's cleavage. All we know is.........he's called The Stig!

[Happy Man]

Some say, he can smell a pork pie even before it's baked
and he can fit a broad sheet news paper in his bum cleft

all we know is he's called the SIF

[steveisfrowning]

I love getting my chops around a fresh growler..............tis true.

[Happy Man]

I'm glad we have stiggy thread

GROWLERS

[Happy Man]

Some say he smells of yeast
and he has a thumb that glows in the dark

All we know is he's called The Mate made of Marmite

[Marko Le Rosso]

Some say he likes olive combats, and his colon makes terrible smells, but all we know is he called Happyman.

[steveisfrowning]

Originally Posted by Marko Le Rosso

Some say he likes olive combats, and his colon makes terrible smells, but all we know is he called Happyman.

thing is, they were taupe when he put them on

[Marko Le Rosso]

Originally Posted by steveisfrowning

thing is, they were taupe when he put them on

[bazza]

Some say the first couple were vaguely funny, but that they're meaningless and quickly became a bore, all we know is - some people still seem to like them for some reason, so butt out Bazza.