...if we're admitting to dodgy German rock then I'm perfectly prepared to
be embarrassed enough

to admit that a girlfriend of mine once bought me
the (Vinyl I might add) single called "Wind of Change" by the Scorpions
(about 1989 I reckon...Berlin Wall and all that palava)
...and I love that song...It's SOOOOOOO cheesy but I love it
(never play it though)
...altogether now...dodgy whistling...u've GOTTA remember it
Chorus went something like
"Taaaaake me, to the magic of the morning...
on a gloooooory night...where the promise of tomrrow...blah
blah blah...in the wind of change"


The Ministry of Transport today announced
a solution to all of Britain's congestion problems
... there's going to be a special lane for traffic jams