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Mooney Pants (mens underwear for non-UKers etc) The Wrong Way Around, Dilema?

So then, if you'd been wearing your underpants the wrong way around (ie, back to front), for several hours and have been to toilet for this that and the other, but only just noticed...
... would you turn them the right way around, as they are meant to be warn or get a fresh pair, if handy or not care and wait for the next normal change timetable?

Well it just wouldn't feel right to turn them around as that would mean the back part is now in contact with you front thingy&migjigs etc... Would it? Or wouldn't it bother you?

I know some are the "commando" types here as they have confessed before so they need not comment!

I know some turn them around the next day, then inside out and repeat, in order to get four days use out of them!
... so they need not comment too


What would you do lads?


... and you too, JonNomNom depending on whether you're on a Ladies day or not!
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Once upon a time, when i was young for part of a compo claim i had to go for an examination to asses my lower back injury. The doc had me strip to my socks and undercrackers and asked me if i could bend over far enough to touch my toes. At the exact same moment i looked down and realised my boxers were on back to front, they were a touch loose and had no extra button in the middle of the 'opening' and being of the russian variety (chernobyl fallout) you can gues what the material did . Don't think i've ever been as embarrased. It'll teach me to get out of bed a bit sooner and not to rush about so much.
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Like Strat24V I was once in a hurry to get home change and go to a company party I'd been invited to.
Needless to say the boxers went on back to front after a quick shower and I left like that.
Walking around felt a bit weird as they're not cut to fit backwards!!! First opportunity I had I whipped into the mens room to see what it was that wasn't right (I hadn't realised yet).
I was caught in the middle of taking them off to right them....gave a weany smile to a elderly man who sauntered in (probably one of the owners) who looked at me very inquisitively and decided to just chuck them into the bin and pull the trousers up as fast as I could! a very embarrasing moment until I could get out and mingle with the crowd again, no questions asked, and I made sure to keep well clear of that old man I had a great time after that.
To your question what to do..... its your problem mate and your dingly's
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I can't imagine putting mine on the wrong way round. Things just don't... "fit"

I'd have been in way too much discomfort not to have realised.

But then - I don't suppose everyone's as lucky as me.
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Originally Posted by Lord Snooty View Post

But then - I don't suppose everyone's as lucky as me.

You've got a really really small bum?
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You've got a really really small bum?

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I never make this mistake, I know my name label goes at the back !
What you are St Michael ?
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They feel 'wrong' when worn back to front - not too bad inside out though

But if I happened upon the situation, I guess they would have been 'shaped' to temporarily fit & I would leave them proving there was no discomfort

& yes what does go in K's 'ickle' mind

I notice there were no chimneys mentioned
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perhaps you should wear a thong! no chance of getting it wrong then!
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What's even more spooky I put my gruds on back to front on Friday
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Originally Posted by happy man View Post
What's even more spooky I put my gruds on back to front on Friday
No-one better ask him to elaborate on this.
... just think it's passing wind day on his way back home or summat


Now MrBouncer, how did you find this thread and why?
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Originally Posted by kurzon View Post
No-one better ask him to elaborate on this.
... just think it's passing wind day on his way back home or summat


Now MrBouncer, how did you find this thread and why?
I saw it as a good omen
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