Ped egg

[SpiderMonkey]

I sat on the sofa last night with my darling wife, we have been married for many years and still find each other very attractive...........as I grated the hard skin from my feet with my ergonomically designed Ped Egg I wondered how attractive this would be to the missus? then I considered this from my point of view and relised that if she hadn't walked out by now then she would probably be around forever.
By the way, when you empty the device it looks like parmesan! sorry all.

WTF is a ped egg?

[Alfa Moo]

Those Ped eggs look good but I dont think I'm in need of one really and I don't like the idea of grating skin off my feet either tbh!

[SpiderMonkey]

Originally Posted by harrythesnotgobbler

WTF is a ped egg?

Check this out, maybe you'll get one too?

ped egg

Originally Posted by SpiderMonkey

Check this out, maybe you'll get one too?

ped egg

cheers for the link, but,

No thanks,

[SpiderMonkey]

Married life affords you many things.

I'll pass on the ped egg if you don't mind

If I used one of them Mrs H would have nothing to Gnaw on of a evening

[Hamster]

I've got one. Handy little contraption. Might use it one day!!

(Mrs complains about my feet Stop touching them then!! )

[SpiderMonkey]

HappyMan I'll lend you mine at the next Northern Ital night @ Brig, when I get my 'free brolly' out!

You really don't wanna be any where near my feet after they've spent a day in safety shoes mate

[SpiderMonkey]

N othing more safe than a ped egg, keeps your feet in good condition, very little effort required and best thing is 'fun for all the family'

Not like nail clipping with the Mrs next to you on the sofa then

I nearly had Mrs H's eye out with a rogue clipping the other night I'm been banished to the bathroom to attend to my hooves now

[PaulR]

Originally Posted by SpiderMonkey

I sat on the sofa last night with my darling wife, we have been married for many years and still find each other very attractive...........as I grated the hard skin from my feet with my ergonomically designed Ped Egg I wondered how attractive this would be to the missus? then I considered this from my point of view and relised that if she hadn't walked out by now then she would probably be around forever.
By the way, when you empty the device it looks like parmesan! sorry all.

As long as you would feel the same way had she done the same then you have a perfect relationship.

Each to their own.

[zulu ferret]

Missus has got two types of Scholl dual action foot files. She's worn all the diamond impregnated stuff real smooth on her hooves, and they still scrape my legs raw in bed sometimes! Poo!

[SpiderMonkey]

Sorry guys but Pi**in myself, thought my feet were massive probbo but seems not!
Love you all and keep letting me know what is going on at home.

[ACAPULCO AL]

...and they say romance is dead

OMG it's a foot grater.

(And it's sold by JML )

[Alfa_PiSky]

Originally Posted by happy man

Not like nail clipping with the Mrs next to you on the sofa then

I nearly had Mrs H's eye out with a rogue clipping the other night I'm been banished to the bathroom to attend to my hooves now

Kernow cut his nails on my bed the other day (not his toenails, but im sure he would have if he felt they needed doing). He put the nail clippings that didnt fly across the room never to be found again in an envelope he'd found by my computer. I didnt pay too much attention thereafter, but a couple of days later I found a random envelope on my bedside table and when I looked inside I found said clippings!!! Quite why he left them by my bed and didnt put them in the bin I will probably never know!

[Hamster]

Originally Posted by Alfa_PiSky

Kernow cut his nails on my bed the other day (not his toenails, but im sure he would have if he felt they needed doing). He put the nail clippings that didnt fly across the room never to be found again in an envelope he'd found by my computer. I didnt pay too much attention thereafter, but a couple of days later I found a random envelope on my bedside table and when I looked inside I found said clippings!!! Quite why he left them by my bed and didnt put them in the bin I will probably never know!

Good work Kernow!!