Toilet reading...........

The Curious Incident Of The Bog In The Night-time?

ewan mcgregor's 'long way down'?

Turtleshead Revisited, by Evelyn Phwoar (wouldn’t go in there for a bit)

Originally Posted by Lord Snooty

Yes...I knew that was too subtle...

Originally Posted by Lord Snooty

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

This one I get

Animal Fart

Brown Beauty, by Anna Sewer


(I'm on a roll...)

A Tale Of Two $hitties

David Plopperfield



(somebody stop me...)

The Grapes Of Wrath?

But you're getting all the names wrong

Harry Plopper and the Chamberpot of Secrets

Originally Posted by bazza

But you're getting all the names wrong

The Wind in the Willows, then?

Anything by Jeffrey Archer (total crap)

Withering $hites

Originally Posted by Gibbo

Dump & Go for me Haven't got time to read while I'm in there

What He Said !!

To Kill a Mockingturd...

Originally Posted by Lord Snooty

David Plopperfield



(somebody stop me...)

Somebody restrain his Lordship... he's forgotten to take his dried frog pills again