Ode to Zed:
This is genuine loo poetry
It got written on the bog
It?s the forth time that I been today
I must have ate a frog
There was a time long ago
When once a day was it
But now that I am older
All I seem to do is s??t
Guess it?s better to go
Than not to go at all
John Wayne had the same trouble
That?s why he walked so tall