Originally Posted by Alfa Vincent
so you seriously are going to (try and) burn my wooden floor?
Well, originally, of course not.
However, since you keep going on about it I am sorely tempted. TBH - I might even take it a stage further if this carries on.
Flooring is ok but it is mainly softwood which, over time, leaves resinous residue in inconvenient places in ones chimney. If it is oak based though I'll take it.
Your furniture, however, may be a different kettle of fish. All hardwoods accepted.
Got any Birch? - the best smelling wood of all imho .
I do have a chainsaw, really, (heaps of fun) and enough petrol therein to denude all of the wood in your house.
Be round at about 12.00 tomorrow then AV.