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Old 13-09-2008   #1 (Post Link)
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Hi guys!

Yesterday I went to inspect the toilets at work only to discover that at some point in the last hour someone's child hadn't quite "made it"...

At the side of one of the toilets was a pair of children's pants full of poo.

First of all I wonder what this child had been fed and WHY couldn't their parents at least use the bin???

Secondly, please help me put my life back in perspective and tell me what was the worst thing you had to do at work yesterday.

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Re: Ooohh GROSS!!

My day consisted of sitting in heavy, slow moving traffic for best part of the afternoon in the rain. You know what people are like when it gets a bit damp - they start to lose all common sense and drive like they have their eyes closed.

Apart from that, i had a good day yesterday.
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Get merde all over the place down here
all the time. And it's not children.

Dirty ****ers.

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Re: Ooohh GROSS!!

Oh goody a poo thread for a SaTURDay afternoon

I get Schithouse patrol in every Job I've been in for ages

How comes It's always the H&S bod that gets the Kahzi's
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How comes It's always the H&S bod that gets the Kahzi's
Health goes hand-in-hand with sanitation?
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I don't put my hands any where near the Sanitation
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More crap threads! Who else uses Izal paper, and wet wipes like mesel' and the long gone Tifosi do/did? Can't beat a bit of wallowing in your own mates now, can you?:
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Re: Ooohh GROSS!!

The landlord in my local pub found a pair of (Adult) Boxer shorts, and a richard 3rd in the toilet cistern once.
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Damn, what sort of jobs do you people have?
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Originally Posted by phll14 View Post
Hi guys!
what was the worst thing you had to do at work yesterday.
I am back in love with my job again after reading that
Worst thing I had to do was walk up 6 flights of stairs to get to the studio because the lifts were not working
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Damn, what sort of jobs do you people have?
I don't know, but you should submit them to this show.
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Yest. I had to pursuade a man who couldn't see without covering one eye that he was too drunk to gamble. He wasn't very happy with my observations. Part of the Gambling Act 2005 is that you must protect the vunerable. I know he has a drink problem and has just been in detox, so I had to say something. Wasn't a great experience
 
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