How not to sell your car

Boring Stuff : ***STUNNIN CORSA MODIFID 2 THE BEST BARGIN***

"I LUV CARS SO A LIKE OWT LET ME NO WOT U GOT WINK WINK"

What's wrong with that?

Biggie, could you actually undertand it all? I really struggled and I'm a native English speaker..

Originally Posted by Darren156

What's wrong with that?

I reckon he'll take £4k for it, you fancy it Darren?

To be honest Dan, I reckon it's worth the full £7000.



He should have read my guide first:

http://www.alfaowner.com/Forum/way-o...vertising.html (The Fundamental Rules of Advertising)

Originally Posted by Pud237

Biggie, could you actually undertand it all? I really struggled and I'm a native English speaker..

No mate, I couldn't but then I generally just look at the picturers

I think that was another language because the spell check would have gone crazy if it was English

What an advert, who said the education system was going downhill ?

My head is spinning after reading that !

Originally Posted by Pud237

Boring Stuff : ***STUNNIN CORSA MODIFID 2 THE BEST BARGIN***

Originally Posted by rayq81

What an advert, who said the education system was going downhill ?

Is it your car Ray (Check out the name near the bottom of the ad )

IF U WAANT 2 STAND ART IN A CRUWD LUK NO FURTHER THEN HERE-THIS IS THE BEST CAR U EVA C

Maybe he's actually way, way smarter than any of us, and is actually being ironic?
























Nah

Why does he keep winking? I think he's got a tic.

That has got to be a mickey-take. If it isn't then my general opinion of humanity has just taken another beating.

I'm lookin for a set of wheels, and that there motor looks just the 'Ammer.: Shame, feel a bit sorry for the poor person, Don't cha??:

His name's Ray May.... It must be a mickey take,

No wonder the examaniners struggled to get last terms sat papers marked on time if this is anything to go by....wink wink....chav!