The Worst Comeback Lines in General or Any You've Heard Here or IRL!

This is got to be quite an iritating one:-

"Takes one to know one "

Seriously?!

Only parasites, bugs, fleas, and lice, tend to be the irritating factors in my existence. So where are we heading, early morning worm grabbers?

That makes for a welcome change. It's raining here again!: Better than living near the Carribean, or the Gulf of Mexico, or India for the moment, at least?:

I think it has to be

and.......

I got off the train once to find a taxi driver having a real go at my girl friend - as I was walking out of the station I saw him banging on her drivers window and swearing at her obviously I totally lost it and went bloody mental chasing this cabby round and letting him know what I was going to do to him he jumped into his cab and I shouted to him that he was a dumb fat **** at which point he replied with "prove it"
this totally threw me to be honest I was like eh? Prove what, thinking about it I guess he proved the dumb bit on his own
as he was driving off I shouted to him to be careful when turning up at peoples houses over the next couple of weeks I enjoyed filling him full of fear just like he did to my GF!
As a few of you know, I am normally a chilled out guy. But when someone threatens my familiy or firends I lose it.
Sorry gone off on a bit of a rant here Kurzon. Basically I hate the "prove it" response!

or "Am I bovvered?"

do people really say that?
That would be annoying!

Yeah, I do

Only to my son though, so that's allowed

Has to be "whatever" for me. Especially when its said in a dumb American accent.

The one that reallllly annoys me - and my son says it all the time - is

"Nothing"

He mumbles something incomprehensible and when I say pardon he says "nothing"

The worst line from scrotty chavs is "you don't know who I am" or "you don't know who you're messing with (wiv)". Err well I do actually, basically, badly educated low life, wearing fake designer clothes who watch too many Guy Ritchie films.

Originally Posted by alfafamily

The worst line from scrotty chavs is "you don't know who I am" or "you don't know who you're messing with (wiv)".

The above lines coupled with "I know barry guy" or "I know jonny gizzi" are the favourites round my 'hood'.

word.

(shrug) "Are you talkin' to me?"

Originally Posted by alfafamily

The worst line from scrotty chavs is "you don't know who I am" or "you don't know who you're messing with (wiv)". Err well I do actually, basically, badly educated low life, wearing fake designer clothes who watch too many Guy Ritchie films.

so true

Shuttupa your face!



* yes @AV too *