The Worst Comeback Lines in General or Any You've Heard Here or IRL!

"wisnae me mister" when you saw some wee tube do something. A favourite of some of the wee neds about here. Just infuriating the cheeky way they say this although I suppose that's the point.

the best come back I've ever heard happened outside my house a few years back... a load of kids out the front playing/arguing about sommat (who knows what ) when this girl says....

"Well you've got bogies of strawberry poo!" :stomp off in strop:


that is now my prefurred response to Mrs F if we have a little paddy


I end up I the dog house but as thats where I'm headed anywho I've got nothing to loose

Originally Posted by symonh2000

I have just thought of another comeback..

"When I want to hear from an Arsehole I will fart".


This is suppose to be a "worst" comeback thread, it has turned ito a "great" comeback thread.

Oh that is just shere genius!


I was quite shocked when my Dad told me what he had told someone at work, I will leave you to fill the blanks, but lets just say my dad was biding his time until he took redundancy.

"I hope you have a big ...... because you can go ....... yourself"

Originally Posted by Lookin' 4 Ferdi

"Well you've got bogies of strawberry poo!" :stomp off in strop:

At least it's original.