The Worst Comeback Lines in General or Any You've Heard Here or IRL!

Your mum........

In response to being called a W*nker...

Just say "it's a pity your father wasn't".


Or in general if someone is having a dig at you for whatever reason..

"Don't pick on me, I am a professional, just like your mother".

Make me

"You're looking a bit chubby"

"Yeah, because every time I finish with your mum
she insists on giving me milk and biscuits."

Originally Posted by symonh2000

In response to being called a W*nker...

Just say "it's a pity your father wasn't".

I thought it was "You were just a wank until
your mum walked in on your dad."

"I cannot believe that out of 5 million sperm you came first".

Some great ones there!


[although I may laugh ]

PrudeBOT ALERT!

Good thing of living in a foreign country where you don't speak the lingo is that I haven't had an argument since being over here (though there should have been a couple of instances).

I don't know you but I know your type....

the National Center for Electron Microscopy (NCEM) at Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory in Berkeley, California have taken delivery of a new microscope developed by the TEAM Project (Transmission Electron Aberration-corrected Microscope), supported by the U.S. Department of Energy. It has recorded the highest-resolution images ever seen (0.05 nanometer and below). This is equivalent to a quarter of the diameter of a carbon atom.

And even this would be too weak to see the figural representation of the intrest I have in what you are telling me.

Originally Posted by Der Teufel

the National Center for Electron Microscopy (NCEM) at Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory in Berkeley, California have taken delivery of a new microscope developed by the TEAM Project (Transmission Electron Aberration-corrected Microscope), supported by the U.S. Department of Energy. It has recorded the highest-resolution images ever seen (0.05 nanometer and below). This is equivalent to a quarter of the diameter of a carbon atom.

And even this would be too weak to see the figural representation of the intrest I have in what you are telling me.

*writes down... memorises*

Do what you want then!

DILLIGAF

Do I look like I give a F**k?

And the Kevin bloody wilson song it came from..

(Not work safe)

YouTube - Kevin Bloody Wilson DILLIGAF

Originally Posted by alfafamily

The worst line from scrotty chavs is "you don't know who I am" or "you don't know who you're messing with (wiv)". Err well I do actually, basically, badly educated low life, wearing fake designer clothes who watch too many Guy Ritchie films.

aaaaagh, that really presses my buttons, why is it the lower in social standing a chav is, the better they think they are?

Originally Posted by philoldsmobile

aaaaagh, that really presses my buttons, why is it the lower in social standing a chav is, the better they think they are?

Its all based on how far removed thier baseball cap is from actually being on thier head to the point it is just sitting on top, they are the ones that are really "somebody"

It also matters to them how high their belt is in relation to their backside. The lower the better.

Also a fake Jamaican accent is also uber-cool if you are a chav.