I blonde sees an advertisement for someone to paint a guys porch, so being low on funds she decides to do it. Knocking on the door, the man of the house answers.
"The porch is round the back. You do a good enough job and i will pay you £50. The paint and brushes you need are already round there for you. Shouldn't take you more than an hour."
The girl wonders off round the back and is back knocking on the door 15 minutes later. The man is surprised by this and enquires how she managed to do the whole porch so quickly, not wanting to give away £50 for a bad job.
"It was easy." says the girl. "In fact, i gave it two really good thick coats. But, its not a porch its an Alfa."
