Fuel or cigarrets per mile?
Smoking while driving.. You might burn the lovely leather!
You should try some of the patches. Trouble is they keep needing to be re-lit.
Thru the power of the mind i'll have a drag and think of you
If he puts em on his eyes he won't be able to find his way to the garage to buy fags
Don't bother asking that Chrisd_b fella! He's a poncer!