Urban Legends People Insist Are True...

Number 1:


That there were characters called Master Bates,
Seaman Staines and Roger the Cabinboy
on the UK kids' TV show Captain Pugwash.


"I remember watching it as a kid and those
characters were on it..."

I don't think so.

are you sure about that?
if you're right you've just ruined captain pugwash for me

snopes.com: Captain Pugwash Double Meanings

i know, i was messing

Originally Posted by rancido64

i know, i was messing

there once was a monkey who used to steal precious objects from
the rich in Paris

I was told that if you leave your home for a week, when you return there will be a family of Albanians living in your loft.

I gonna try it. I've seen some Albanian women and they are fit.

Originally Posted by Alfaspeed

I was told that if you leave your home for a week, when you return there will be a family of Albanians living in your loft.

I gonna try it. I've seen some Albanian women and they are fit.

If you get any spares send them my way !

Mongolian apples are poisonous have researched this

Originally Posted by Quinn

Mongolian apples are poisonous have researched this

But their sheep testicles are delicious. (not a fact i have got through experience i would like to add, just something i have been told.)

urban legends movie on sky sci-fi tonight btw

Originally Posted by belfast bob

urban legends movie on sky sci-fi tonight btw

Oh dear.

Originally Posted by Alfaspeed

But their sheep testicles are delicious. (not a fact i have got through experience i would like to add, just something i have been told.)

it is not for you to know

Who's had a monkey-gland implanted?

There is enough Cyanide in a cup full of apple pips to kill you if you were to eat them all.

That is a fact not an urban legend.

Originally Posted by symonh2000

There is enough Cyanide in a cup full of apple pips to kill you if you were to eat them all.

That is a fact not an urban legend.

There is enough juice inside the testicles to get a ewe pregnant.

Also fact.

Mmmmm. Tasty