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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"" The mother replied, "Because white is the color of ...
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Jokes you can tell in church!
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her
mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?""
The mother replied, "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is
the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why is the groom
wearing black?"



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Good point!


I'd have to think about that one...
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Doesn't white represent purity - showing the bride has "saved herself" for the wedding.
Oh no that doesn't work either if the groom is in black....
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All the best appliances come in white!!!!
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All the best appliances come in white!!!!
Yes but as mentioned several times before...the men aren't allowed near them in case they break them
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