I'm not sure if I will be able to get this across in text...
A guy in work had a girl pop over to his place over the weekend and he has liked her for a long time. So all the boys crowded round his desk this morning to get the gossip. So he leans back and finishes rolling his ciggy he was preparing for after the story. We could tell all went well;-) and goes through the days events and the evening - no detail he is a gentleman - and finishes by saying they had a "special cuddle".
Wooohoooo we all cheer! He leans back and LIGHTS HIS CIGGY. IN THE OFFICE. And takes a few puffs. We all shout what the ****are you doing. He looks blank for a second and the coin drops. Then burns his fingers stubbing the fag out!!!
He forgot where he was
Hilarious