...has anyone else been walking down the road
when someone in a car has decided to utilise their
greatest threat ... yup... the windscreen wipers
I know I must have done it myself long ago, but yesterday (as in years)
I was casually walking down the road and some driver decided to clean
his windows were dirty so he decided to press a button
in his car and (as a combination of the wind) and his misdirected
washers gave me a wetting
had to explain to all the gits (sorry, meant girls) that I had not
p"ssed meself
Use of the Hospital bell:
ring once if you want anything
ring twice if it's urgent
and ring three times if it's too late
) adjusted some bonnet mounted washer jets to aim at the pavement, was funny in the summers helpiing people stay cool (only filled with water for those occasions 
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