when is a number 2 not a number 2?

I'm concerned that fee is referring to the stool-providers as 'clients' - I think we need some enlightenment here.

Just to verify .. i don't actually rummage around in or enjoy the task of categorizing poos.

it's a requirement where i work as most of the old dears need assistance with their continence needs and other personal care.

categorizing just means we can detect if someone, who is unable to communicate effectively (most of them), requires medical assistance or dietary changes.

the bristol chart just adds a bit of humour into the procedings

Originally Posted by fee

I look after our elderly demented. the money is rubbish but i enjoy it

So you are a Parliamentiary secretary then..?

one of the best threads I've read through in a while

Corbo and I have just had a lovely discussion about our respective bowel habits. First time in our relationship!

Love it!

Originally Posted by fee

puerile, i know, but this amused me no end at work this week.

Normally we just tick a chart to say if a client has 'been' on any given day but now we have to categorize it.

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a normally quite boring task has been given a much needed humour boost as we debate consistency

I'll have a Medium Type 2, with a side helping of Type 5 and a portion of Type7 sauce