but once again, I swear ... I did not post this thread
I admit that it's in my style and that I was a bit pished
last night, but when, in the past, I've posted something daft
I always remember it when I see it the next day(and then slap meself
on the forehead)
If I did post it (and that's a big IF) then I must've been going
through some sort of dual personality thing
it's not the kind of joke I would post and I've been racking
my brains about what it means ... blank ... and even if I did
post that joke, I wouldn't have given it that title
hmmm.... a mystery
I still think someone has managed to use my persona
and posted to wind me up
Well done, whoever did it though


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