Make Up A Story.

Here’s a little cameo, make up a story to suit. ( I think this could degenerate pretty quickly, not so much a slippery slope as a vertical drop. )

Here’s mine.

RAF Policeman, “Sir, she categorically denies using bits of your parachute to make items of intimate ladies apparel and although she’s very sorry that you had a hard landing she blames the moths. “

Male Pilot, “ I would like to personally check under her skirt just to be sure. “

RAF Policeman, sighing, “ Wouldn’t we all sir, wouldn’t we all. “


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you really are a nigel

Bloke sitting Down: "Who's turn is it to make the tea?"
[Stunned Pause from other two]
Bloke again: "Ha, Ha! Only joking! Hop to it Doris!"