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Old 10-07-2008   #1 (Post Link)
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Mooney An older gentleman....

......had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.

As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,

'YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?'

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.

He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied.........
















'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS!'


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Is this a joke or something that happened to you

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Re: An older gentleman....

Originally Posted by chrisd_b View Post
Is this a joke or something that happened to you

You were that receptionist weren't you



How's that compensation case coming on BTW
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You were that receptionist weren't you



How's that compensation case coming on BTW
A bit too slim I thought

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Maybe the receptionist was Biggie

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It can't be easy when you're away from home - I guess!!

So has the treatment helped Nomad ??




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