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Old 10-07-2008   #1 (Post Link)
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happy and sad at the same time

Man and wife, sitting on couch sipping a glass of wine.

Says he: "I bet there's nothing you can tell me that wil make me both happy and sad at the same time."

The woman thinks for a little while, then says: "Your penis is larger than your brother's."
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What Ant said but Old and Durty
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