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Old 03-07-2008   #1 (Post Link)
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Southport Forums - Car stuck on dividing road kerb Coronation Walk
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

How on earth did he do that?!
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best post is the last one! What a tool. Even his dad's an idiot for not recognising what a nob his son is..
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Was a reward for doing well in his GCSE's - fook what would he get if he had failed?
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best post is the last one! What a tool. Even his dad's an idiot for not recognising what a nob his son is..
What He Said !!
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So is the bloke in the last post saying he paid
cash for a pre-chav'd car for his son!?



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Was a reward for doing well in his GCSE's - fook what would he get if he had failed?
2 chav Corsas !!
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2 chav Corsas !!
And a 'practice' kerb?
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Re: Chav Corsa stuck on kerb
That's only about 20 minutes away from where I live

Southports full of bellends like that
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Great that the dad can just lay into everyone for judging his son, but at no point pause to think 'all these witnesses saying they've seen this car being driven like a nutter - maybe I should look into that'
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That's only about 20 minutes away from where I live

Southports full of bellends like that
Does that mean you're only 20 mins away from being a bellend




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Great that the dad can just lay into everyone for judging his son, but at no point pause to think 'all these witnesses saying they've seen this car being driven like a nutter - maybe I should look into that'
I was annoyed to see that the thread was closed after that. They should of let it carry on.
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Does that mean you're only 20 mins away from being a bellend
He's not 20 minutes away from being one......





























he's 42 years into being one
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You left yourself open to that one HM.
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thats great lol i wish that would happen to some of the chavs where i live
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Yay, stationary target!
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Chav "I got dis well wicked Corsa called Kermit right? It's well hard an lowered an ...green an stuff. An I got a massive sub wot makes it well quick. An it's lowerereerr dan dat 'Amilton's McDonald car innit - It's dead cool an 'ard an I'm a top driver - all me mates an me dad sez so".


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Does that mean you're only 20 mins away from being a bellend

Ouch...

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He's not 20 minutes away from being one......


he's 42 years into being one
Double ouch!
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great driver obviously haha
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Really can't work out whats going on with the front bumper

It looks like its got a beak
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