A man charges into a bank.....

wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.

He shouts "this is a raid - everyone get on the floor!!", and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.

As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head and shouts.. "Did anybody else here see my face?".

The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and goes over and shoots him in the head also.

"Did anybody else see my face?" he shouts again, waving his gun around There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a distant corner.....
























"I think my missus caught a glimpse...."

Bob Monkhouse's missing jokebook has been found

What she said

At least my threads are unique and not following the same old tired lines



:fo:

Originally Posted by nomad

At least my threads are unique and not following the same old tired lines



:fo:

Shut it Pikey King

Originally Posted by chrisd_b

Shut it Pikey King

What ever you say Pee Wee

HAHAHAHAHA! I've not heard that one before, and a little bit of tea came out my nose!

Originally Posted by JimmerUK

HAHAHAHAHA! I've not heard that one before, and a little bit of tea came out my nose!

Nice

Originally Posted by chrisd_b

Shut it Pikey King

Originally Posted by nomad

What ever you say Pee Wee

Get a room you two

Originally Posted by happy man

Get a room you two

Read it before but very good