Further proof that they just make up stories. they had this:
snopes.com: Some Rules Kids Won't Learn in School
in their paper today (was in a waiting room, and it was the only paper unfortunately).
Could be excusable if you imagine that they'd been told a false story. Except they have changed it to claim it was last week.
Now admittedly this is on an editorial page, but it's indicative at least. And it's a mite funny too.