just cos you've got a telly at home doesn't mean you can't have a little look in dixons window now and again
Your missing a yorkie humping a pillow or dog bed..
nowt like me at all... i've never been humped by a dog in my life
I allways said AL was a bit of a winker
So you've met AL then
I thought Al was the resident sex god - perhaps he's slipping
Al try lying on your side with your arm trapped - then when numb you can relieve yourself with a phantom arm
Define sex god please???
what's the difference between pink and purple? the grip
Al is so hot that nurses clothes seem to just fall off at the very site of him.... I am sure he wouldn't mind me saying - Al looks strangely like a cross between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Patrick Kielty Chris